…by going in there and catching a few trout, I kept the telephones in service.

I was an asset to society.



  • The Galilee Hitch-Hiker
  • Lay the Marble Tea
  • The Octopus Frontier
  • All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
  • Please Plant This Book
  • The Pill versus the Springhill Mine Disaster
  • Rommel Drives on Deep into Egypt
  • Loading Mercury with a Pitchfork
  • June 30th, June 30th

Short Stories

  • Revenge of the Lawn